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Alan King If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to... Alan King Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with ... Alan King You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifte... Alan King Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your frie... Ambrose Bierce Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consist... Ambrose Bierce Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind he... Ambrose Bierce Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.... A. P. Herbert The concept of two people living together for 25 years wit... George Jessel Marriage is a mistake every man should make.... Harlan Miller Often the difference between a successful marriage and a m... Heinrich Heine The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played wh... Barbra Streisand Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits a... Benjamin Disraeli It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the sa... Benjamin Disraeli No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Common... Bette Davis I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million d... Beverley Nichols Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in... Billy Connolly Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bic... Brendan Behan The big difference between sex for money and sex for free ... Charles Caleb Colton Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better th... Doug Larson More marriages might survive if the partners realized that... Elbert Hubbard Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if ... Emma Goldman On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a ... George Bernard Shaw Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sl... George Jessel The human brain starts working the moment you are born and... Gloria Steinem Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do,... Grace Hansen A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to sm... Groucho Marx Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does.... Helen Rowland It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when... Helen Rowland Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; aft... Helen Rowland A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has ... Helen Rowland In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a pract... Helen Rowland When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many ... Henry Youngman The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.... Henry Youngman Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman... Herbert Spencer Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage".... H. L. Mencken Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husba... H. L. Mencken Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they ... H. L. Mencken A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is marr... H. L. Mencken If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man... H. L. Mencken Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thin... H. L. Mencken No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse... Honore de Balzac The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying ... Honore de Balzac A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf h... Irwin Corey Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take i... Isadora Duncan Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and... James C. Dobson Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry ... James H. Boren A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wif... Jean Kerr Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you l... Jean Rostand Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wi... Joey Adams A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife... Joseph Joubert Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a f... Josh Billings Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest ... Judith Viorst One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of lo... Katharine Hepburn Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other... Katharine Hepburn If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for th... Lee Grant I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neit... Leo J. Burke The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably ... Lord Byron I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our l... Lyndon B. Johnson I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep ... Mae West Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an ... Mae West He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get ri... Marilyn Monroe Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold ... Michel de Montaigne A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf h... Michel de Montaigne Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance... Mignon McLaughlin A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,... Mignon McLaughlin If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, ... Oscar Wilde How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who ins... Paul Hornung Never get married in the morning - you never know who you ... Paul Sweeney A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, p... Peter De Vries The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mat... Peter De Vries The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with ... Prince Philip When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a ne... Raymond Hull All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterwar... Rita Rudner I love being married. It's so great to find that one speci... Rita Rudner Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriag... Robert Anderson In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds ... Robert Frost It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on eart... Robert Graves Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, p... Sacha Guitry When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge th... Socrates My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife y... Stephen Leacock Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marr... St. Jerome Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone a... Sydney J. Harris Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automat... Thornton Wilder Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a ... W. Somerset Maugham A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't ... Zsa Zsa Gabor A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he'... Zsa Zsa Gabor Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almo...

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